Chuck Berry and Natty Brown

Can you believe this??
Some cat in Doncaster, England is askin’ locals to sign a petition to ban Chuck Berry’s appearance there on November 23!  And get this: He’s comparin’ Berry to that jerk Gary Glitter! On top of that, he’s plannin’ to ask the City Council why it’s lettin’ Chuck perform, since he was convicted [...]

Bust Out The Bongs!!

WOW!! And here I was, gonna do some fancy-talkin’ to welcome you cats to the new Relicsite! But nooo! I hadta find some news in the RelicMail that’d pre-empt my openin’ line!

But, hey …. when I heard that Cheech and Chong were reuniting, I figgered, “Hey … I can run my yap any [...]